Isopods mackin on nacho flave is an internet CLASSIQUE!!!!Why are Doritos so good? I don't know.
Most fat internet metal nerds like to eat Doritos and drink Mountain Dew but not us. Nope. At IllCon HQ "Mountain Don't" (lol) is a strict forbidden no no cuz it makes us fat and ruins our teeth. But Doritos are different because they are special.
Our favorites here at the HQ were Doritos Late Night: Tacos @ Midnight. These have been discontinued and we are really sad :(
They have a new kind of Doritos called DORITOS JACKED. Like pumped up crazy strong Doritos, bro.
They have a new kind of Doritos called DORITOS JACKED. Like pumped up crazy strong Doritos, bro.Let's talk about what The Doritos Company is doing to make their chips appeal to younger eaters.
South By South West is a special musical festival created by Texas Instruments (inventors of the Speak and Spell) where brogrammers and fans of buzz bands alike get together to make killer apps while watching indie music bands. Doritos made a stage there for their new JACKED line of chips. It looks like a vending machine. Much like the one found in the Illcon HQ office.
This funnie little guy played on the stage with a hip brogrammer band called "White Denim" and he says they are "energy chips."
Taco Bell is also dipping their wick into the Dorito game with their Locos Tacos.
Taco Bell is also dipping their wick into the Dorito game with their Locos Tacos.
Please tell us your Locos Tacos story in the comments section of this blog post.
This is us eating Locos Tacos looking hella fucking hard before our podcast.
This is us eating Locos Tacos looking hella fucking hard before our podcast.
Do you remember the Dorito mystery flavor conspiracy?
Here is my favorite weird ass Dorito bag:
Lol Wut? I'll have foot in balls flavor please.
Can someone tell me what these Latino metal Dorito bros are talking about? I don't understand Mexican lol.
