OK, CHUDS, IT'S TIME TO PICK A SIDE. SUBWAY OR QUIZNOS!?Both are complete garbage trash shit food but we eat them anyway.
Subway pros:
Cheap as fuck.
That magical bread smell!
Sandwiches are made by "artist" (I think they go to art school).
They are located everywhere.
Their spokesperson, Jared, is a really cool, cute dude.
Cons:
Shredded lettuce does not live up to its name.
That magical bread smell
Too many sauces, so little time!
Tomatoes taste like fish.
Breakfast.
Here is some advice regarding Subway breakfast from Hawaiian resident and "friend of the show" Grady. Heed his warning:
[15:28] grady: btw dont ever get breakfast at subway its disgusting
[15:29] cory: describe it to me
[15:29] grady : ok
[15:30] grady : i got an egg + cheese english muffin
[15:30] grady : they go
[15:30] grady : "do you want egg whites or whole eggs"
[15:30] grady : i go "whole eggs"
[15:30] grady : they reach into the little compartments where they keep all the sandwich toppings
[15:31] cory: right
[15:31] grady : and take out a PRE-COOKED pancake looking cold omlette
[15:31] grady : slices it in half
[15:31] grady : and tosses it in the microwave
[15:32] cory: ugh thats fucked up
Quiznos PROS:
Premium ingredients
MMMM toasty
Ranch dressing on MY sandwich? SIGN ME UP!
Those little guitar playing meme hamsters
CONS:
HOT LETTUCE
HOT LETTUCE
HOT LETTUCE
We do not have Blimpies and Jimmy John on the West Coast but I am intrigued.
There is a "metal" food truck called Grill Em' All. Lol.
hiCheck out this Arsenio guy have a very bad day with sandwich!
And now we will celebrate great sandwiches in movies.
My #1 is always and forever Gary Busey's meatball sub in Point Break. YEAH!
What is yours?
